Things that bother me!
People texting during movies.
Puddles of pee in public places
People who are unkind to animals.
People who are famous for no reason.
Celebrities who agree to do interviews but don't answer questions.
Restaurants that close at 9:30.
People who camp out in restaurants and don't tip well.
People who are unkind to restaurant staff.
Movies so heavily edited for TV that they don't make sense.
People who hit "reply-all" and then "recall" as if that even works!
Chatty pizza delivery guys.
Donut places that are open till 10, but are out of dunuts before 2!
Stop rolling your eyes, these guys are actually good...and besides, it's the one version of this song you could have a candlelit dinner to and not bust out the horsey dance.
Now, I'm waiting for Smooth Jazz Gangnam Style, but I'm sure it's somewhere, I'll go look.