Cause that's what happens when you're funny on the news, you get autotuned. Even though it's not as good as the "ain't nobody got time for that lady."

Well, not really, I didn't get the rights and they kinda frown on posting porn here, so I did the best I could:

Things can get dangerous in Dubai:

Notice how he's still singing after he's tackled??? Hmmmm.

Okay, this really isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Interesting that she played the "I'm an American" card...that would get you shot in Mexico.

I think she handled this well, see the video here:

I'm so thankful I don't do web design for a living, but If I did, this:

Ok, you're gonna watch this and say outloud "Oh my god, don't lose a finger, don't lose a finger!!!!"

And he didn't, but was sadly one second over his personal goal. Keep trying, but NEVER DO THIS NAKED!

She supplied this to the world yesterday....

And if it needs a theme song....