Things that bother me!
People texting during movies.
Puddles of pee in public places
People who are unkind to animals.
People who are famous for no reason.
Celebrities who agree to do interviews but don't answer questions.
Restaurants that close at 9:30.
People who camp out in restaurants and don't tip well.
People who are unkind to restaurant staff.
Movies so heavily edited for TV that they don't make sense.
People who hit "reply-all" and then "recall" as if that even works!
Chatty pizza delivery guys.
Donut places that are open till 10, but are out of dunuts before 2!
This is the kind of stuff that makes my wife go "aweeee" as she reaches for her Puffs Plus.
Christmas and cartoon animals...okay, you ready? Here we go:
Have you seen a lot of Gaga lately? I know, well here she is again, only with a flying dress. Yes, really.
Let me get all S.A.T. on you for a second. Gaga is to Art and Miley is to?
We know it should be for our own good, but what if exercising got you a free ride on the subway? Hey, they did it in Moscow:
This would work against the principal if it were for free fast food items.
Mean, but entertaining...these mofo's in SoCal make the beach messy so that we may be entertained at work, so enjoy:
Wait for it...wait for it...wait for it....
Is this real, with millions of views on Youtube? How must Selena feel right now if it is...hired help??? Really???
Even better, wanna buy it?
This is why besides "The Walking Dead" and almost everything on HGTV, TV in general just needs to be one giant "Best Of YouTube" oh wait...that's kinda what this page is, right?
Ok, this kid's impressions are amazing, and they get better about halfway through, so stick with it and ignore your ADD...okay: