Remember the big breakup that was supposed to happen at the Garden on stage Valentines night. Not so much. Just a family moment....and no breakup, which would have been the coolest thing ever.

Other things that aren't gonna happen include:

A White Castle opening in Tribeca

Jessica Simpson staying out of the news for more than 3 days.

Slot machines at Path stations.

The Chambers street E train platform smelling of anything other than pee.

"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person.

Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else.

Those posts or writings under my name are frauds."

Wow...just wow.

Yeah....I like the staged Heidi pics better....I hope she didn't spend more then 4 dollars on these.

Oh my....

Wow...I'm thinkin' no on this dress for her....what do you think?