I was born in Queens and I drove my parents crazy for as long as I could remember. They're glad I got a job because mooching off of them finally ended. Mom, can I borrow 20 bucks? I made it back to my hometown, New York City after working in Albany, Boston and Minneapolis. Being on stage at Madison Square Garden in front of a sold out crowd was definitely a career highlight. Now I will answer some of your questions.
Do you know sign language? If the bird counts, yes.
Can you speak any other languages? I can't even master English half the time!
Favorite sport? Mud Wrestling
Most watched TV show? Talk Sex with Sue Johanson
Would you walk in Times Square naked for $100? With this economy, hell yeah! I got bills to pay.
Where would you like to go right now? The bathroom. Is this survey almost done??
Favorite all time concert? Z100's Jingle Ball 2008. Katy Perry looked very naughty. I should have took a hormone shot to grow boobs so I could get a kiss.
Favorite cartoon character? Chris on Family Guy because he makes me feel better about myself.
Heroes? No, I don't watch that show.
If you could be any celebrity who would you be? Certainly not Chris Brown.
Boxers or briefs? Does a thong count?
Any guilty pleasures? Yes, but I don't feel guilty afterwards.
Favorite vacation moment? When I taught a friend of a friend from Brazil some English while vacationing in Spain. We were all out to dinner and let's just say he yelled out a word that he shouldn't have. Surprisingly, most of the people in the restaurant turned their heads in awe. How he came up with it from the stuff I was teaching him like THE, TO, I and HELLO is beyond belief.... lol.