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Did you hear about this? Flo Rida rolled up into Las Vegas' Rain nightclub, jumped up on a bar and launched into an impromptu performance that ended with him tossing out $10,000 in cash.
Was this part of President Obama's stimulus plan?

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So I totally ripped this off from Cosmo magazine but I thought is was poinet and wanted to share. I would like to add: "Actually think that because you hooked up on Tuesday that he will talk to you on Wednesday."

Add your own at the end.

With all the sunshine and Coronas, it's easy for your good judgment to stay packed in your suitcase. Here, Cosmo's list of things not to do ? plus, 5 things you should do during your week away.

1. Believe the handwritten signs plastered everywhere that read: ?THIS CITY HAS JUST PASSED A LAW DECLARING ALL BEACHES AND POOL MANDATORILY TOPLESS.?
2. The boardwalk of shame.
3. Pick up crabs ? and we don?t mean the kind that walk sideways on the beach.
4. Pole-dance with a tiki torch and no underwear ? have Britney and Lindsay taught you nothing?
5. Put your signature on anything official-looking. This includes a marriage license, any kind of reality-show release form, or the signup sheet for the Skankiest Wet T-Shirt Ho of Spring Break 2009 Competition.
6. Update your Twitter every time you take a shot of tequila ? by the end of the night, you?ll be left with a ton of confused followers and a sticky keypad.
7. Be frustrated that you don?t look like Gisele in your string bikini. (You don?t look like a beached whale either, so strip off your cover-up with confidence.)
8. Reenact Heidi Montag?s music video for ?Higher? ? aka writhing around on the beach while Spencer Pratt-like d-bags creepily film you.
9. Your thesis.
10. Let anyone talk you into activities involving water, white T-shirts, and no support.

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